Cluck Cluck
Have you ever watched, chickens in the coup? They really remind me of people, they strut around with a determined swagger hellbent on getting the most food before the others can. Kind of cocky, giving each other the side eye while they primp and fluff their feathers. The rooster defies anything anyone to come near his women, and will fight to the death to make sure nobody gets near them. They spend most of their time just clucking around declaring they are his first love. Laying eggs to prove it. Probably the worst though is if one of them gets sick or an open sore, the rest will peck relentlessly at it until it is pecked to death, and torn apart. Then go right back to what they were doing like nothing had ever happened.
Does this remind you of anyone?